Secret Paris – what a cheeky little gem! I'm not usually one for wall-to-wall lesbians (just the one bloke popping in for a cameo), but blimey, it's beautiful to look at. These six sensuous stunners in incredible outfits, with shoes, gloves and jewellery for days – it's like a fashion parade crossed with a finger-banging-fest. Even if it's not quite turning your crank, the visuals stun you senseless, all wrapped up in dreamy Paris backdrops. From desire to reality... I'd watch it again just for the sparkle.

Ah, the City of Light gets a cheeky glow-up in this Sapphic stroll through desire. Six stunners in sublime outfits – think lace that clings like mist on the Seine – tumble into each other's arms amid Paris's postcard perfection: velvet-draped boudoirs, candlelit lofts with shadows that frame every curve like a Cartier-Bresson wet dream. The cinematography's a treat, soft-focus glow and lingering pans that make it less porn, more screensaver for the soul. It's wall-to-wall pussy play and finger-banging fever, all teasing tongues and tangled limbs, with just one bloke crashing the party for a hetero detour that feels like an afterthought. As a red-blooded hetero, I savoured the visuals – those production design flourishes had me hooked – but it didn't quite demand the tissues. More hypnotic haze than hard-on hero. Lesbians, though? This'll be your midnight masterpiece. Stylish seduction, pure and simple.